crows to burnaby

I've been getting a lot of these lately - pump 'n' dump stock spams with the spam part in a graphic and the rest filled with supposedly non-spam-like text. They're pretty easy to recognize from the header (hmmm, a letter from Elvin Overton titled "Good Morning Elvin") but I clicked on this one anyway and was greatly amused by the text that's supposed to trick the spam filter into thinking it's not spam:

Sometimes a green submarine hides, but a girl scout always sanitizes the paper napkin! Indeed, another fried judge figures out an avocado pit defined by a short order cook. A pig pen starts reminiscing about lost glory, and an obsequious crane takes a coffee break; however, the chestnut living with the tomato makes love to an ostensibly stoic customer.
Sometimes the minivan of a class action suit self-flagellates, but a financial cowboy always graduates from a fruit cake of a ball bearing!
Sometimes the minivan of a class action suit self-flagellates, but a financial cowboy always graduates from a fruit cake of a ball bearing! When a tabloid ruminates, a minivan about the chess board sweeps the floor.
Sometimes the minivan of a class action suit self-flagellates, but a financial cowboy always graduates from a fruit cake of a ball bearing! When a tabloid ruminates, a minivan about the chess board sweeps the floor.
Sometimes the minivan of a class action suit self-flagellates, but a financial cowboy always graduates from a fruit cake of a ball bearing!
When a tabloid ruminates, a minivan about the chess board sweeps the floor.

If spam was always this tasty, I might even read it more often.